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me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad: oh sorry

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captain-steverogers13:

themonkeybananaking:

tinasfanfiction:

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

Hello Queen of Genovia

HAIL QUEEN OF GENOVIA!

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suicunesrider:

daughterofthefandom:

daughterofthefandom:

When you’re a famous 30+ year old male actor do you just automatically get impossibly beautiful eyes or what

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do

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you

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think

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this

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is

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a

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motherfucking 

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game


RDJ looks like a cat staring at a lazer pointer

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hooray-for-no-lives:

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*

YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK

hooray-for-no-lives:

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*

YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK

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crazeist:

fresh/modern blog, following back all similar blogs x

crazeist:

fresh/modern blog, following back all similar blogs x

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karkattavantas-62442:

mira-of-sassgard:

damn:

ohyouphancy:

brophanfan:

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

What am I doing to do now?

You can die happily

ahh… freedom

oh my jesus tHANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

karkattavantas-62442:

mira-of-sassgard:

damn:

ohyouphancy:

brophanfan:

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

What am I doing to do now?

You can die happily

ahh… freedom

oh my jesus tHANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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