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Hello Queen of Genovia
HAIL QUEEN OF GENOVIA!
When you’re a famous 30+ year old male actor do you just automatically get impossibly beautiful eyes or what
RDJ looks like a cat staring at a lazer pointer
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I doing to do now?
You can die happily
oh my jesus tHANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!